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I am so frustrated right now, and want to use my blog as a way to vent out some of my frustrations.
I am human, and one with a pretty high sex drive. But that doesn’t mean I am always raring to go. Sometimes I am just not in the mood to be kissed all over, “accidently fondled,” or felt up on. I hate that somehow, I feel guilty about this. He is not always in the mood either, it is rare, but it does happen.
He had given me a nice back rub this afternoon, it was a delightful surprise. I thought he was doing it to make me feel better, as my back was hurting and I was a bit of a grump. I was under the assumption that he was doing this just to be nice. He had other plans, he was trying to get me feeling better so I would want to fool around. I got a bit pissed off once I realized this. Can’t I be kissed or receive a nice back rub without being expected to put out?
He kept trying to get me to mess around, but when I am not in the mood, there is rarely any changing it. It can happen though, he can make me get in the mood, but not today. The more he tried, the more annoyed I became. If I wasn’t in such a bad mood, I might of felt like being naughty. Other people are awake and about the house, now how would I really be able to enjoy myself? I don’t enjoy sex as much as I do when I can relax and not be freaking out if people can hear us. I might just be crazy, but oh fucking well. I know how I like things to be and that’s that.
He left for class a little while ago, I was laying down in the bed. I asked for a kiss goodbye and he would not bend down to do so. I thought he was joking, so I responded with a “Really??” and he replied “Yeah.” Slammed the door and left. WTF. This is not cool. Not at all. I refuse to let him get pissed off at me for not giving him sex.
I hate when we fight, I just want to go back to bed and cry.
Guess who’s back, back again, Dani’s back, tell a friend
I finally have internet, now I just need to find the time to update this blog.
Even though I have been away from my blog, I have been having lots of AMAZING sex.
Our sex drives have been in overdrive I suppose, but I am far from complaining. We have the central air conditioning on as well as a stand alone unit in our bedroom, so it masks the sounds of us. I still can’t relax when people are home, but at night when everyone is in bed and both air conditioners on is it a little easier to relax and just enjoy myself.
Another amazing thing is it that it is finally warm enough to go swimming. Pool sex is the best, we can do a variety of positions and because we are both almost weightless we have more stamina. I cannot wait to try out some of my waterproof toys in the pool, I foresee lots of fun in our future.
I have many toys waiting to be reviewed, and I will get them on here ASAP.
I am currently in school, working two jobs, and planning a wedding, all while trying to keep sane. I feel bad my blog has put on the back burner, but I will do as much as I can.
I have a feature planned, and I have received the products for the feature as well as a contest!
Wish me luck in my blogging,
xoxo Dani
I have been dying to try out an Oh Mi Bod product, and I have had my eye on the Club Vibe for a while now. GoodVibes.com was kind enough to let me review one!
The Club Vibe is a discreet music or sound activated wired bullet vibrator.
It has a small box that the bullet plugs in to, and it picks up the ambient sounds and vibrates accordingly. If you would prefer there is a headphone setting, it will pick up the music pattern from anything that has a standard headphone jack. When using the headphone setting, the Club Vibe includes a headphone Y where you can plug in your headphones and hear the music as it tantalizes your clit. There is also a manual setting and you can cycle through 7 different speeds/patterns. On the control box there is a dial that appears to be a volume dial, however it is a strength dial. I love that when you are out in a musically atmosphere you can choose to have the vibrations very light to just tease, or turn them up and get off. With all of the music in the world, your vibration patterns are endless.
The bullet of the Club Vibe has a nice textured finish, and the cord on the bullet is 30 inches long. The cord for the headphone jack is 50 inches long, so plenty of cord to move around a little if needed.
The Club Vibe can be wiped clean with a damp cloth, but it is not waterproof. It is compatible with silicone and water based lubes.
Included with the Club Vibe is a pair of black cotton thongs with a little pocket to hold the bullet in place, I am a size 14/16 and they fit me just fine. Most of my undies do have a little pocket that the bullet fits into, so even if they included undies do not fit, don’t worry 
Thanks GoodVibes.com!
 Hubby was very excited to be able to try out the Tenga Double Hole Sleeve. As the name implies, the Tenga Double Hole Sleeve is a double holed sleeve. Each end has different textures inside, here is Tenga’s description of the different ends, “The “Bitter Side” firmly tightens while the “Sweet Side” gently clings to your penis.”
The packaging was simple and no frills, there is a silver and red plastic covering, but once it is removed the Tenga Double Hole Sleeve is just white plastic and is inconspicuous.After removing the plastic covering, there is no way to tell the ends apart, but I tried both on him, and he preferred the “Bitter Side.” Not to say he didn’t enjoy the “Sweet Side,” but the “Bitter Side” is what did the trick. 
The Tenga Double Hole Sleeve has sponges at the opening of each each completely soaked in lube, so once you open it up, it is all wet and ready to go. The sponges did have to be removed and tossed when I cleaned it up after the initial use. This is intended as a disposable product, we used it twice before tossing it, but he enjoyed it both times. It is difficult to clean as each end doesn’t go all the way through like other sleeves we have tried. But then again it is intended to be used and tossed, so clean and reuse at your own risk.
Hubby thoroughly enjoyed using the Tenga Double Hole Sleeve, even if it was just a couple times. Thanks Babeland!
I was browsing Babeland.com and came across the Babelight. The Babelight is a mini waterproof flashlight that vibrates! How awesome is that? As soon as I stumbled across it, I knew I had to request it for review, and Babeland was kind enough to send me one.
The Babelight is available in a rainbow of colors, and has a keyring, so you can take it everywhere with you. It is rather quiet, but has decent strength and one speed. It wasn’t powerful enough to get me off using only the Babelight, but in addition to my hubby or another toy, the Babelight makes a great sidekick. The end of the Babelight is smooth and rounded, so if you wanted some shallow penetration, the shape is well suited for that.
  
The Babelight uses one AAA battery, and is made of hard plastic. Hard plastic is compatible with any lube, and can be cleaned with soap and water, a 10% bleach solution or your favorite toy cleaner.
The flashlight part of Babelight is pretty bright, and will be slightly tinted. The hard plastic covers the tip of the flashlight, but the light was still bright nevertheless.
Unless someone turned on the Babelight, they wouldn’t know that this was a sex toy. My only negative opinion about the Babelight is that it vibrates and lights up at the same time. There is only off, and on with light. I suppose this could be helpful in the dark, your partner will sure be able to see where he’s going.
I do wish it had more control options and maybe a few different speeds. But it’s just so damn cute, you cannot help but love it!
Thanks Babeland!
The Touche Vibrating Ice Massager is a silicone handled, egg shaped icicle. It can be used for temperature play, or to just cool down on a hot summer day.
You simply fill the mold part of the product with water ( or juice if you like) and set the handle part on top and let it freeze for about 4 hours. Make sure that you remove the bullet from the handle, or you will kill the batteries. The three watch batteries you will need are included.
The Touche Vibrating Ice Massager come with a power-packed bullet that has 3 speeds and several delicious patterns. The bullet on this is completely waterproof so you can enjoy this clitoral stimulator in and out of the bath, shower, or pool. The bullet on this baby is AMAZING it has quickly become a go to toy. (I use the bullet alone)
Since the ice melts, you will not need to use lube with the Touche Vibrating Ice Massager. You can clean the handle easily with soap and water, or bleach it if you’d like. The silicone is super durable, and really holds the ice well.
Temperature play can be fun, but on my girly bits, it was a bit too much. The ice on my clit hurt, and started to make me to go numb. Numb is not a good feeling on my clit, I downright hate that feeling. lol. But to tease my nipples and thighs, it worked out nicely.
Since it is finally warming up, I can’t wait to try this out in the pool. I have a feeling it will be lots of fun.
Thanks Vibrator.com!
For this and other awesome vibrators, check out Vibrator.com
I finally have a way to get the hubby to rub my back often. The Jimmyjane Contour “M” Massage Stone makes giving a massage almost effortless. I am seriously over the moon with the Contour M.
The Contour M is made of ceramic with a super smooth finish. It fits comfortably in my hands as well as hubby’s larger ones. It has the JimmyJane brand sleekly place on one of the corners, but it blends in well and doesn’t look tacky.
The The Jimmyjane Contour “M” Massage Stone can be warmed up and cooled down for a more sensually stimulating massage. To alter the massage stones temperature, let it set in warm water for a few minutes or to cool it down, put in cold water and let it chill out in the refrigerator. The Contour M works best with massage oil or body lotion. You can using the dome side for broad strokes, or the reverse side for multi-point stimulation. They both felt nice, but I preferred the multi-point stimulation.
I have no cons for the Contour M, and I cannot think of any ways to improve it. I absolutely love it!
Thanks Babeland!
I promise my reviews will resume shortly. School has been keeping me rather busy, and of course school comes first.
This semester ends next week, so I will be back to blogging asap.
A Captive Fairy by HobbleSkirt
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Editor’s Pick
- Free-Hardcore.com by SapioSlut
With a name like that, you’d think that www.free-hardcore.com would be one of those dreadful porn aggregators, showing nothing more than row upon row of vacant-eyed, silicone-titted ‘teens’ engaged in the most banal of sexual acts. But it’s not.
Note: A wonderful review of kink.com’s free content site, for those of us who love kink.com but don’t have a subscription. Maybe you already knew about this, but I, for one, was in the dark, and thought everyone should know. Not to mention I adore the beginning of the review.
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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
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I was perusing Fleshbot.com and came across the beautiful Ariel.
I know smoking is horrible for you, and it shouldn’t be sexualized.
I believe that is precisely why it is so sexy, because its bad. lol
Here are some lovely smokey photos of Ariel of ArielsBlog.com
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