I had a dream that I was shopping in Babeland last night, I believe the dream was inspired by video I had watched of Kelly Cutrone at Babeland. I have never actually been into a Babeland store before, so the video kind of showed me what the interior looks like.
Well anyways, in this dream I was browsing the plethora of toys, lubes, and other goodies, minding my own business. Then all of a sudden one of my idols waltzed right in, the lovely Lady Gaga! I remember being awfully starstruck. I was just mesmerized by her. Of course I was trying to be all nonchalant, if I did actually did to speak to this goddess I didn’t want possibly be remembered as that crazy chick at Babeland. I wasn’t sure if I should attempt to say hello, or perhaps just smile at her. Was I capable of coming up with an expression that was cute, cool, and showed her “hey I know who you are, and I looooove everything about you?”
Then my curiousity got the best of me, I had to see what she was going to purchase. What kind of girl is Lady Gaga? Would she pick out a rabbit vibe? Maybe some organic lube? Or is she totally into anal? Just as I was about to get a glimpse into her shopping basket, the friggin alarm went off and my lovely Lady Gaga and Babeland dream came to a sudden halt.
Le Sigh, perhaps one day I’ll get to go sex toy shopping at Babeland with Lady Gaga and Jae Bunny, what a wonderful day that would be.
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